Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

Imagine: a three headed turtle, or

a tortrois

so far the best part of this episode is sam doing these incredibly angry shouty interrogations but if you pick the wrong option the person's like "wait pressuring me that way doesn't make sense" and sam's like "oh right sorry" before going back to being super angry

[looking over crowded ballroom of people in fancy dress from my place on the stage]
I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today on such short notice
*clicks a button on a remote. The lights dim and my latest fursona commission is projected on the wall*

its out of touch thursdays!

This was posted on a server that I mod the other day and I hate how it calls me out in so many ways

unionize!
abolish capitalism!
destroy the concept of wage work!
meow!

yeah it's me alright

these are the only good cops tbh

Good morning

Will the new pokemon snap respect the rule of 3rds or will I be forever mad that I have to center every picture?

aha! a contradiction under capitalism! now that i have identified it, capitalism must vanish in a puff of logic!

capitalism changes so that it hurts more people instead

ah. well, nevertheless

this is not safe for work *joins a union*

its out of touch thursdays!

am a copykitten. whatever you are doing, i want to be doing the same thing. if you are tapping on a keyboard i want to do that too. if you are eating a food i want to eat it too. if you are watching a tv i want to watch it too. pls let me join you, mew.

my hot cyberpunk take is i don't think technology is bad

every cyberpunk thing is like "in the future everyone uses VR instead of being in the REAL WORLD, wake up sheeple" but here in 2021 the Real World is a soul sucking corporate hellscape and VR is a safe space with queer people finding each other and forming genuine friendships so idk

maybe technology is actually inherently cool and the part you should hate instead is capitalism turning it into a predatory shitfire