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gamers lesbians
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no way to tell if this woman who just said 'i'm into women' is into women or not

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It's almost time for more Fantasian! But first, I've got a special personal announcement I'm excited to make. :3 So join me for about 30-45 minutes of drawing that ou-- I mean, leading up to it and hinting at it as I play video games. XD

twitch.tv/LadyLenalia/

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my sister in kentucky has just told me that their local zoo now officially has a better covid vaccination rate than the state

this is good, because one of the first odd cases in covid jumping to other animals was when said zoo's snow leopards... got covid.

the leopards recovered nicely but my question then is same as my question now.

how did somebody neglect to social distance from A Leopard.

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anyone: *builds a program in release mode*

Visual Studio linker: hey, you wanted a reference to a PDB file containing the full path to your build directory in there, right? right? okay well i'm putting it in there anyway

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twitch casual stream 

going live with a short stream because it's almost my birthday, finishing super castlevania 4

twitch.tv/darkwitchclaire

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App idea.

Barcode scanner that tells you if the product you scanned is currently the target of a worker's strike or a widely recognized boycott

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Now I'm imagining an actual tabletop game like a cross between "Papers Please" and "Keep Talking And No One Explodes" where a group of bureaucrats has to process a set of documents according to an extremely convoluted rulebook—documents have to be printed. signed, stamped, initialed, redacted, revised, clipped, stapled, etc. differently based on arbitrary criteria like the day of the week, the number of pages, whether it's portrait or landscape, etc.

If you can't get all the documents correct before time runs out, your government commits an atrocity 😖

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Starting a new NFT project where for $10k I’ll send you the randomart output from rsa-keygen

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PC Building Simulator is free on Epic, so that everyone can experience what it'd be like to be able to buy a GPU

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secretly replacing all keyblades with beyblades

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thinking about that guy who led a DnD game for 16 levels in which an increasing amount of apocalyptic events were happening all focusing around plunging the world into eternal night or tilting it off it's axis or destroying the sun and such just to reveal the big bad of the story was a lady who was angry at the sun because it shone too bright in her study in the morning and they saved the day by buying her a curtain

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FYI: That Twitch didn't scream "CHANGE ALL YOUR PASSWORDS NOW" in their initial acknowledgement of the hack implies they have no idea what's going on and it's possible the breach is still live.

If you use Twitch, keep an ear out for a follow-up announcement that there's a second dump, or a notice from Twitch that they found and closed a hole. You'll need to change your creds again if that happens.
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there’s a question on okc that’s like, how do u feel about people who post about their meals on social media, and like

what else are you supposed to do on social media if not talk about your life and the things that make u happy or sad or whatever with friends, and if that’s you’re meal…. go nuts!

anyway anyone who is like “no” about that question gets an automatic swipe left bc a good portion of what i post about is food soooooo

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If Medusa went Super Sayian would it be
Like this? Or like this?

For the final Smash Bros. character reveal, we will finally meet them.

John and Dave.

The Smash Brothers themselves.

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That "Dominoes of increasing size" meme except the small domino is "BOFH sysadmins sitting around joking about users being too stupid to be allowed freedom in their environments" and the big domino is "All software is user-antagonistic and gives users no options because it's 'smarter' than them"
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There's some validity to the idea of not rubbing it in the face of the ops people when even a crappy org has an incident, but this entire fire? This is the doing of choices made by management and is flying in the face of Facebook's claims that they're not a monopoly and are also responsible enough for things like presence at the f**king UN.

This absolutely needs to be showcased and the company lampooned for it.

But yes, the tier 1 sysadmins who are getting all the pages right now (as if the pagers work), they deserve some sympathy... and maybe a reference to a less shitty org.
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