Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

wow a glitch cat

Here's the *cutest* picture of Cathy ever, by https://twitter.com/cutepencilcase ! I love how the electronic parts of her look!

i feel like the apartheid blood money part of elon musks backstory is weirdly deemphasized even when its mentioned cuz it gets presented on the same level as like “such and such billionaire also got seed money from rich family and friends” when elon musks family money came from apartheid blood diamonds.

it turns out that overly explanatory titles are still extremely funny even if they're not the wacky isekai titles. how did you end up with a boyfriend, and while gaming at that

Unpopular opinion: One should never call themselves an expat. Sure, it used to have a specific meaning, but nowadays, its meaning is just "privileged (white) immigrant".

Ever since I moved to Berlin, I made a point to call myself an immigrant, and it was surprising how many low-key racists got confused by that, as they preferred to call white immigrants expats to differentiate that from "the bad ones".

Note, you're not bad for calling yourself an expat, but it's worth a reevaluation.

there's this ffxiv NPC in the city full of rich assholes that's looking over a balcony at The Poor People and when you talk to him he's like "i drank too much last night and now my head hurts, why is life so hard for me in particular" and it's just become the thing i say when i'm complaining about incredibly minor things

wildly gesticulating and babbling in front of a conspiracy corkboard covered with pins and string, but it's just a diagram of the linux audio stack

just saw a woman post a selfie in the hospital bed in her gown after getting an orchi captioned "its done i beat no nut november" that's some absolute queen shit right there

mainline smt or as i call it "pokemon that everyone mad at pokemon isnt playing for some reason"

A good exercise that ya'll should do:

"If I'm out on a boat, taking a photo of a nice sunset, and my phone falls into the sea, gone forever, how do I get back into my accounts?"

Go through your most important accounts and make sure you have a way to get in without your phone.

i like that one tweet that goes "imagine you're locked in a room (bear with me) with a literate animal (bear with me) and your only hope of escape is sending coded tweets (BEAR WITH ME)"