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Twitch stream, not my channel but something I'm in 

Hey, I'm in Jank Science Theater tonight! I'll be playing... *checks notes* a Ren and Stimpy game. D:

Enjoy my suffering!

twitch.tv/jank_science_theater

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i wish the SJWs would hurry up and .
make all the video games gay and trans already

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Ace Attorney is a dystopian hellhole, but it's also a world where there's a major public backlash when it's discovered that the prosecution and police fabricated evidence to convict a serial killer

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@red wish I could evolve to avoid interacting with humans

So I’ve been introduced to the term “Bambi lesbian” recently, meaning: “a lesbian who is more interested in cuddles, hugs, and kisses rather than sex. Not inherently asexual, but can still be used as a term for asexual lesbians.”

And, hey, it’s me!

Except I might be more of a bam-bi.

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Using "y'all need Clippy" as a secular alternative.

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“The ancient ones taught us language and gave us all we needed. Legends say they could create food from metal!”

“Do you really believe the stories though?”

“I'm not sure, but they must have been very advanced to leave such huge ruins.”

“Maybe they were just very tall?”

“Perhaps. There are relics that show us how they looked. Here's a picture of an ancient one.”

“Two legs?” Her ears folded back in surprise. “Weird.” She licked her paw thoughtfully.

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#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Chapter 99 in The Tech Industry Is Broken With Problems It Has No Desire To Fix.

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literally all of them making the small percent argument sound exactly like this redd.it/hfatid

can i pet the fursona or would that come off as patronizing

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You can't mourn the decline of interest in theater or live orchestral music or opera while also jacking the price of said things up

You want to bring them back into the cultural zeitgeist? Make them cheaper than the cinema, remove the unspoken dress codes, advertise them on TV and billboards and streetlights.

If it's a Saturday night and I've got nothing to do, I should be able to say to my friends "Hey let's go see a play and stop for drinks after!" and within 30 minutes we should be on the road in whatever we were wearing.

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Zoom acquired Keybase today.

Keybase helped me to identify a trend in the software industry: using a pretty UI to cover up the disruption of an open ecosystem with a closed, centralized replacement. Keybase seemed cool on the face of it - making encryption easier is a laudible goal, and PGP certainly could use the improvement. But, thanks to Keybase, now I ask different questions upfront.

Beware the Keybase formula:

1. Integrates with an existing, open ecosystem
2. May have open-source clients, but server is closed source and does not federate
3. Pretty UI and good marketing
4. VC funded

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call me a commie but i think if having cool rope physics meant a programmer had to sleep under their desk for 5 months... maybe it isnt worth it?

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People love to say that prison labour is a "loophole" in the 13th Amendment instead of admitting that it was the intended outcome

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