Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

"These copper ingots," the devil said, "are of sub-par quality."
"You accepted them as payment," the merchant said, "the deal is done."
"Very well. I will uphold my end of the bargain," the devil said. "Your name will live forever."
"That is all I ask," said Ea-nasir.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

everyone's like "but this animal kind of does it" and like

no

i mean in the voice of a 40yo funimation intern who can totally do a wicked monster voice you guys, my nephew loves it

wish irl animals just shouted their name real loud like pokemon do

If you want an accurate answer on how long a project will take, ask two experts independently, and then multiply their answers

remember that part in ff7 where you’re like “we have to find the horrible superscientist who’s done immoral human experiments and got a bunch of people killed” and then you find him lounging around on a beach chair surrounded by girls, experiencing a paid vacation and zero consequences

that felt a lot less realistic when i was twelve

when your ai girlfriend is fidgety and you have to calm her down that's software debouncing

Commission work for @deejvalen of her vaporean girl chilling near a pool offering you a nice glass of fresh water™ 👌🚰

it will never stop being extremely funny to me that the official image for fantasia in ffxiv is literally potion of catgirlification. potion of trans your gender

Well here's a 1967 advertisement that aged without flaw.

(From http://www.digifind-it.com/redbank/_1960-1979/1967/1967-09-27.pdf ... the Red Bank Register, incidentally not far from where I grew up.)

the buni of power, the buni of wisdom, and the buni of courage

omg this is amazing! https://static.stillinbeta.com/cold-iron/cold_iron/

Gonna make video games y'all!

Linux is turning 30 years old!