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important roommate monkey bonding ritual: liora cut allison’s hair, i shaved liora’s hair and allison shaved my hair it was very cute

i keep forgetting to buy meat i’m out of meat i am just sitting here with a fridge chock full of leafs

@MUCK and the finished box.. this used to b one of those starter art supplies boxes i got as gifts from every family member from age 5-15 where the only thing that even works is the watercolors and i just kept the box and i finally decopauged it

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@void also what’s this game u keep posting about i wanna play

OH this is talking abt like.... mental fortitude i guess. sure. i personally would like nothing greater than for a bunch of strangers to praise me for being physically strong

my ENTIRE masto timeline is bots and lesbian wife guys

DONT plug your laptop charger into christmas lights........ just narrowly avoided a house fire 🤪

ty to alukah for letting me talk to him about the cookie run cookies i think are dating until i calmed down. here is a sneak peak.

medical? 

@MUCK still too dizzy to do stairs. the good news is my roommate has given me sole domain over the bathroom for fear of getting covid and giving it to the kids she nannies for so i can deep clean it in an extremely Normal way tomorrow

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medical? 

fever gone down by.... 0.2 degrees in the last 12 hours

@MUCK watching all his stupid useless ocd compulsions like hahaha i do that

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@MUCK I TYPED THIS AND THEN LOGGED IN AND THERES A NEW SPIDER THEMED COOKIE I SWEAR TO GOD

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FOUND A NEW GAY WITCH FRIEND TO TALK ABT ZINE HISTORY WITH

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