Nezumi @Nezumi@computerfairi.es

How does Simon get around? Through a series of tubes, of course.
(Artwork by @rootsworks)
#dailysqueak

hooray for cute rodent girls

RT @page_eco@birdsite.link
How people come up with “random” numbers:

A: “Pick a random number from 1-10”
B: °(1 and 10 are too obvious. 5 stands out in the middle. Half way between 5 and 10 is hidden in the mix. It won’t be the same number other picked .)
“Seven”
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/acow6y/asking_over_8500_students_to_pick_a_random_number/

https://twitter.com/page_eco/status/1081829907951345664

people on tumblr can't fucking read and it's the worst. people on mastodon also can't read but they know they can't so it's less annoying

So apparently my dreaming leaked through to the real world by me moving a lot and seeming like I had a nightmare.

Loa checked in on me, and I sheepishly said while half asleep "it's just Pokémon on a submarine"

I see this as a valid point tbh. If not racism, certain prejudice that keeps some mindset like this.

capitalism is super efficient because it means we hire 300 bullshit contractors to write the same critical infrastructure 6000 different ways in fucking garbage ass php or whatever instead of establishing an agency to write open source programs that local governments can share

what if lesbians

fishing in #ffxiv is in fact zen as hell. you definitely have to be in the mood for it, but if you are, it's amazing.

seriously. put on a podcast, kick your feet up, and just go fishin'.

is it high octane action? nope. but it's peaceful. you get to enjoy the lovely views. you get to relax. it's a great time.

(top hint: in sound settings, turn the music down low so it doesn't drive you mad, but leave sound effects up so you can hear the sploosh of a fish on the line along with your podcast.)

also FYI if you're an instance admin and you think this is a super cool idea, lemme know and I'll toss you the code for it instead of making you dig up the branch in my github repo

💬 oh yeah a reminder/PSA for anyone on that we've got these neat little RP-style formatting tools, just preceed a paragraph with 💬 for speech, 💭 for thoughts, and 🚫 for ooc

💭 oh geez I hope I remembered the OOC one right

Mastodon is just 2000 social networks in a trenchcoat

@sunsetmoth I mean they also ban people for posting too much art at once to the PTL (which was like five pieces or sth) so I'm not suprised

Okay so I just noticed Mastodon.ART's "no alts" policy.
If you have an account on *any* other instance, you're not supposed to have one on .art, or it'll get deleted. What the fuck kind of rule is that? Am I reading it wrong? They say "Share your art on your main account, it'll get shared just the same there, there's no reason to be here too"
...Maybe I want to let people follow me *exclusively* for art if they don't care about my dumb jokes? Maybe I don't wanna clutter up .art local with them?

Someone on Twitter shared this as something they use to help their kids decide whether something needs to be said and its really similar to my own processes for putting stuff on social media I think