I don't have a fursona, I'm not a furry, don't believe anyone's lies
@Ivafakename you DON'T Have a fursona!?
Shit we need to fix that, fast. You'd best come with me *drags you to furry sites, yelling* WE NEED 50CCS OF BABBY'S FIRST FURSONA, STAT.
@Nine NO, NOT AGAIN! I've done this 5 times already! Please, I can't keep this act up!
@Ivafakename No you don't understand! We gotta get you one or else y- *hears sirens approaching rapidly* shit, shit shit shit, FUCK, RUN. THE FURSONA COPS ARE COMING, HIDE
@Nine I HAVE 5 FRICKEN FURSONAS ALREADY! I just can't call myself a furry, I CAN'T!
@Ivafakename f-FIVE?!
holy shit... that's... that's not possible!!
*puts on a Scouter, checks your reading, gasps as the Scouter explodes!!* N-NO! THIS CAN'T BE!!
@Nine N-No! Non-furries like me are told horror stories about the super furryan, they're a myth, a legend to make us behave!
@Ivafakename I sense great things within you, but if you are to unlock your potential, you must travel to Planet Yiff, there the Yiffheckians have the true Sparkledragon Balls, and you'll be able to realise your true purpose... Go... Go quickly! Before it's too late!
@Nine But I can't! I'm not a furry, I've never been trained in the furry arts! How will I ever compete against actual furries?
@Ivafakename Your instincts will guide you, friend!
@Nine ÓwÒ I'm scared...
@Ivafakename *smiles serenely, at peace, as the Fursona Police drag them away* see?... you're already getting it...
@Nine No! I have much to learn, You can't go now!
@Ivafakename Train well, Iva... Train well, and avenge me... *cut to closing credits!*
@Nine *The audience goes wild, the crowd is full of furries in costumes, the critics rate it 10/10, all is good*
@Ivafakename shame the sequel is so universally panned tho :<
@Nine We don't talk about the sequel
@Ivafakename i mean...
what sequel? >_> <_<
@Nine It's just such a shame, I mean, if they didn't add the failed romance b plot it may have been okay, but at that point it's basically just the same story as the 1st movie...
@Ivafakename uuggh and the animation REALLY took a nosedive.
@Nine I also didn't like the new character, the one Ivy was training? He was... Wow, he was bad...
@Ivafakename wait what.
that was the onLY GOOD NEW THING IN IT HOW DARE YOU OMG
*furiously typing up a callout post*
@Nine Oh please, He was trash. I mean, I was never a fan of Ivy, but this new character, god, I hate him!
@Nine no! It's fine! Lots of non-furries have that many animal characters!
D... Don't they?