I don't have a fursona, I'm not a furry, don't believe anyone's lies
@Ivafakename you DON'T Have a fursona!?
Shit we need to fix that, fast. You'd best come with me *drags you to furry sites, yelling* WE NEED 50CCS OF BABBY'S FIRST FURSONA, STAT.
@Nine NO, NOT AGAIN! I've done this 5 times already! Please, I can't keep this act up!
@Ivafakename No you don't understand! We gotta get you one or else y- *hears sirens approaching rapidly* shit, shit shit shit, FUCK, RUN. THE FURSONA COPS ARE COMING, HIDE
@Nine I HAVE 5 FRICKEN FURSONAS ALREADY! I just can't call myself a furry, I CAN'T!
@Ivafakename f-FIVE?!
holy shit... that's... that's not possible!!
*puts on a Scouter, checks your reading, gasps as the Scouter explodes!!* N-NO! THIS CAN'T BE!!
@Nine no! It's fine! Lots of non-furries have that many animal characters!
D... Don't they?
@Nine N-No! Non-furries like me are told horror stories about the super furryan, they're a myth, a legend to make us behave!
@Ivafakename I sense great things within you, but if you are to unlock your potential, you must travel to Planet Yiff, there the Yiffheckians have the true Sparkledragon Balls, and you'll be able to realise your true purpose... Go... Go quickly! Before it's too late!
@Nine But I can't! I'm not a furry, I've never been trained in the furry arts! How will I ever compete against actual furries?
@Ivafakename Your instincts will guide you, friend!
@Nine ÓwÒ I'm scared...
@Ivafakename *smiles serenely, at peace, as the Fursona Police drag them away* see?... you're already getting it...
@Nine No! I have much to learn, You can't go now!
@Ivafakename Train well, Iva... Train well, and avenge me... *cut to closing credits!*
@Nine *The audience goes wild, the crowd is full of furries in costumes, the critics rate it 10/10, all is good*
@Ivafakename shame the sequel is so universally panned tho :<
@Ivafakename i mean...
what sequel? >_> <_<
@Nine It's just such a shame, I mean, if they didn't add the failed romance b plot it may have been okay, but at that point it's basically just the same story as the 1st movie...
@Ivafakename uuggh and the animation REALLY took a nosedive.
@Nine I also didn't like the new character, the one Ivy was training? He was... Wow, he was bad...
@Ivafakename wait what.
that was the onLY GOOD NEW THING IN IT HOW DARE YOU OMG
*furiously typing up a callout post*
@Nine Oh please, He was trash. I mean, I was never a fan of Ivy, but this new character, god, I hate him!
@Ivafakename HJKFKJLASFASF BVANNED FOREVER FROM IVY DENSETSU NO HAJIME FORUMS FOREVER
@Nine FINE! The prequels were better anyway!
@Ivafakename
Godammit this is like the whole Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 thing again
@Nine MMKCII is the best in the franchise and you KNOW IT! Stop being a coward!
@Ivafakename
... Wait you agree?! Who the hell said you hated it then?!
@Nine wait, you liked it? Who the heck told me YOU hated it?!?!
@Ivafakename ??!!!??!?
*...slowly side-eyes Renbot*
@Nine *Dramatic string music rises, camera zooms out, cut to black, end credits*
@Ivafakename *cue complaints from fans that this second season was so off the wall and confusing that they had no idea what was going on and who introduced this new character who never even showed up until the very last minute and there was no resolution, and ensuing flamewars*
@Nine Oh come on! It was setting up dramatic tension! And we totally hinted at the robot, like, come on guys! Check some of the fan theory blogs and you might just learn something, smh...
@Ivafakename it's like they never even read tvtropes!
@Nine what, do these people think we're just gonna spoonfeed them content? You want us to flat out tell you what we're doing? What we're thinking and what you should be thinking? No, f**k you!
@Nine We don't talk about the sequel