you put a toot in the vending
machine
it vends a blog post
@maples > read blog post
@maples > use SHITPOST on TIMELINE
@Nine Oak's words echoed... "There's a time and place for everything... but not now!"
(Please exit the blog post and re-enter [SOCIAL PLATFORM] to use SHITPOST on TIMELINE.)
@maples >use OK BOOMER on OAK
>enter BUILDING
>ride BICYCLE
>use IDGAF
>use SHITPOST on TIMELINE with GUSTO
@Nine ERR:
You have been banned from the server.
- Failure to comply with admins
- Suspicion of using cheats
@maples again!? dangit i'mma post on the forums about the corrupt admins.
...again.
for the third time today.
just let me boot up my hax I MEAN UH...
@Nine Your console has been identified.
[you hear whirring drone noises outside your window]
@maples awwww frig. [enters SUPER HOT mode]
@Nine it's about the downfall of social media