you put a toot in the vending
machine

it vends a blog post

@maples > read blog post

@Nine it's about the downfall of social media

@maples > use SHITPOST on TIMELINE

@Nine Oak's words echoed... "There's a time and place for everything... but not now!"
(Please exit the blog post and re-enter [SOCIAL PLATFORM] to use SHITPOST on TIMELINE.)

@maples >use OK BOOMER on OAK
>enter BUILDING
>ride BICYCLE
>use IDGAF
>use SHITPOST on TIMELINE with GUSTO

@Nine ERR:

You have been banned from the server.
- Failure to comply with admins
- Suspicion of using cheats

@maples again!? dangit i'mma post on the forums about the corrupt admins.

...again.

for the third time today.

just let me boot up my hax I MEAN UH...