Parcelforce more like parcel farce.
Parcelforce: *emails* we're delivering your package today!
Me: oh cool I'll go pick that up later then.
*Arrives at where it's getting delivered, no parcel*
Me: ... *Checks tracking info*
Parcelforce tracking info: your parcel is being delivered today! In an alternate universe where we didn't just get it and not even bother to send it from our depot and instead had emailed you correctly with the information that we'll be delivering it SOON.
@troubleMoney Pass-off Farce.
Fuck how are they allowed to be so bloody terrible at the one fucking thing they're supposed to be doing
@Nine Had one recently where they tried delivering it to entirely the wrong house