Pkimn swooooosh, uk history, archeology, PUNS oh god 

okay so you mighta heard like

the four fossils in Swoosh are deliberately crimes against nature and life itself (seriously oh god why does the game let you create such abominations and make them suffer for our amusement Arceus WHY) because they're a direct callout of the UK fucking up paleontology

but uh... I ONLY JUST found out that the "scientist"'s name in the game who makes them is a pun

Cara Liss

CARELESS.

Pkimn swooooosh, uk history, archeology, PUNS oh god 

i can't believe gamefreak is just calling the UK out like this

i mean

we kinda deserve it but WOW

Pkimn swooooosh, uk history, archeology, PUNS oh god 

@Nine (Surely that should be paleontology in the cw?)

I haven't seen any new fossilmonsters but "crimes against nature and life itself" sounds like an exciting direction for Pokémon. :D

(Ignoring that X/Y and Black/White's villains already count as that, and maybe DPPt too?)

Pkimn swooooosh, uk history, archeology, PUNS oh god 

@Nine i feel i would be remiss if i didn't mention that the galar fossilmons are perfect and i love them

Pkimn swooooosh, uk history, archeology, PUNS oh god 

@g they are terrible creatures that exist only for our amusement and their own suffering and I hate that the game lets you make them but also I am VERY VERY DEEPLY AMUSED by the fact it's calling the UK out on their previous fuckery with dino bones.

Pkimn swooooosh, uk history, archeology, PUNS oh god 

@Nine noooo look how happy dracozolt is with their new Big Legs

Pkimn swooooosh, uk history, archeology, PUNS oh god 

@g yes just... screaming in happiness XD

Pkimn swooooosh, uk history, archeology, PUNS oh god 

@Nine ...we may be interpreting this facial expression in different ways

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