okay so you mighta heard like

the four fossils in Swoosh are deliberately crimes against nature and life itself (seriously oh god why does the game let you create such abominations and make them suffer for our amusement Arceus WHY) because they're a direct callout of the UK fucking up paleontology

but uh... I ONLY JUST found out that the "scientist"'s name in the game who makes them is a pun

Cara Liss

CARELESS.