*loads up a website*
website: *loads up everything, then slaps a big old "LOADING" animation over the top of it*
the FUCK are7 you loading NOW?! all the site is already tehre! What MORE do you NEED!?

@Nine the ads

and the gdpr notice

and the cookies thing

and more ads

and the cookies thing again because it keeps forgetting you said yes to that despite cookies being THE VERY THING YOU USE TO KEEP TRACK OF THAT SHIT

@troubleMoney IT'S ALL OF THEM AT ONCE HOLY FUCK

@troubleMoney the site LITERALLY WILL NOT LET ME USE IT unless I allow it to pop up the "please confirm your cookie choices! (or allow us to do whatever we like please do this one instead), I only know this because firefox it freezes on this loading bullshit, but on chrome it brings up the stupid cookies preferences shit, which stops me using the site until I do that. THEN it lets me use the site holy fuck

@plugs @troubleMoney it's aggravating and it makes me want to tear down the entire internet.