Throwback to that time my boyfriend gifted me a knife partially bc I wanted one for self defense but mostly so I'd cut my own apples instead of just stealing slices from his when we were in the woods
He is young and naive and assumed the sequence was:
I wanted apple so I took his slices
Whereas the reality was:
He had apple so I wanted it
@yeenbean now you had a knife so you no longer had to ask for apple >:3
@yeenbean does apl taste better when stolen from other person plate?
yes
yes it does
SCIENCE
@Nine in this case, stolen off a knife blade while boyf looks scared you're gonna hurt yourself UwU
@Nine height of haute cuisine TBH
@yeenbean the more gremlin energy one has, the better food tastes *nod*
@Nine I didn't have to
I GET to
Tho in reality I just take the slices from him or say "give"