Throwback to that time my boyfriend gifted me a knife partially bc I wanted one for self defense but mostly so I'd cut my own apples instead of just stealing slices from his when we were in the woods

He is young and naive and assumed the sequence was:
I wanted apple so I took his slices

Whereas the reality was:
He had apple so I wanted it

@yeenbean now you had a knife so you no longer had to ask for apple >:3

@Nine I didn't have to

I GET to

Tho in reality I just take the slices from him or say "give"

@yeenbean does apl taste better when stolen from other person plate?
yes

yes it does
SCIENCE

@Nine in this case, stolen off a knife blade while boyf looks scared you're gonna hurt yourself UwU

@yeenbean the more gremlin energy one has, the better food tastes *nod*

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