okay look... I can't be alone in this
but... who else ever wanted a pet rust monster when you inevitably played D&D at some point
@Nine pet gelatinous cube, wobbling about like an eldritch roomba, keeping your floors tidy
@troubleMoney oh dang this would be super useful actually because it would like... make sure there was no food left on the floor, and also like...you could find random bits of change real easy, just gotta get it to give the stuff back lol.
@Nine pet all the things really