absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle. 

so, crocs

but thigh high crocs, right? Everyone's seen that monstrosity, everyone's aware of it, that's not new. But I got to thinking. Crocs are like... stiff plastic/rubber, right?

...so if thjey were REALLY thigh length boots designed like crocs, you'd have to like... design them like plate armour.

and THERE IT IS

FULL PLATE ARMOUR, BUT CROCS.

re: absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle. 

THE CROCS KNIGHT COMETH

re: absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle. 

@Nine

me: *boosts this toot*

my girlfriend, a few minutes later from the other end of the home office, to me: I hate you.

re: absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle. 

@zatnosk bwahHAHFAHhfhafhasfj YES, YEEESS HAHAHAH

@Nine aren't they more foamy and lightweight than actual rubber boots? Great idea nonetheless 😎

@dredmorbius you uh...

...only read as far as thigh high crocs didn't you. c_c

@Nine TBF it's hard to read when your mind's eye is bleeding.

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