absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle.
so, crocs
but thigh high crocs, right? Everyone's seen that monstrosity, everyone's aware of it, that's not new. But I got to thinking. Crocs are like... stiff plastic/rubber, right?
...so if thjey were REALLY thigh length boots designed like crocs, you'd have to like... design them like plate armour.
and THERE IT IS
FULL PLATE ARMOUR, BUT CROCS.
re: absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle.
me: *boosts this toot*
my girlfriend, a few minutes later from the other end of the home office, to me: I hate you.
re: absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle.
@zatnosk bwahHAHFAHhfhafhasfj YES, YEEESS HAHAHAH
@Nine aren't they more foamy and lightweight than actual rubber boots? Great idea nonetheless 😎
@Kiki idk i've never had crocs lol
@Nine You are ... in fact, late to the party.
https://ruinmyweek.com/funny/thigh-high-crocs/
In the most unfashionable of senses.
@dredmorbius you uh...
...only read as far as thigh high crocs didn't you. c_c
@Nine TBF it's hard to read when your mind's eye is bleeding.
@dredmorbius ...good save XD
re: absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle.
THE CROCS KNIGHT COMETH