absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle.
so, crocs
but thigh high crocs, right? Everyone's seen that monstrosity, everyone's aware of it, that's not new. But I got to thinking. Crocs are like... stiff plastic/rubber, right?
...so if thjey were REALLY thigh length boots designed like crocs, you'd have to like... design them like plate armour.
and THERE IT IS
FULL PLATE ARMOUR, BUT CROCS.
re: absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle.
me: *boosts this toot*
my girlfriend, a few minutes later from the other end of the home office, to me: I hate you.
re: absolutely fuckin cursed thought but I have to share it because god it's making me giggle.
@zatnosk bwahHAHFAHhfhafhasfj YES, YEEESS HAHAHAH
