Minecraft theorists: the heaviest item steve can carry is a "notch apple" because the old crafting recipe is an apple and 8 gold blocks.
Me, smarter: The hottest item steve can hold is a chainmail chestplate because in old versions of the game you need 8 fire to craft it. Also a stair block weighs 1.5 blocks because you need 6 blocks to make 4 stairs. Also pumpkins have magical powers.
Btw what do people call notch apples now adays? Are they even still in the game?
@Ivafakename yes and no
theyr'e now called Enchanted Golden Apples, and they can stack up to 64 times, like regular apples.
HOWEVER
you no longer can craft them at all. They're randomly found in chests in dungeons sometimes though. Rarely.
Also they have an entirely new icon and holo-effect on them
@Ivafakename I suspect this is mostly because of minecraft excising anything of markus from the game because he's a fashy Qanon-believing piece of shit ahaha
@Ivafakename aw shit yeah pigstep is a banger tho
@Ivafakename wait does C418 not do music for Minecraft any more then? Cause they def don't seem like a chud at all. They're pretty vocal about trans rights, ACTUAL feminism, and anti-racism from what I've seen
@Nine idk, do I sound like a minecraft expert?
@Ivafakename uh
well fuck if i know i haven't played miney craft in ages since i can't get it to run lol
@Nine can't get it to run? People got it working on windows 95
@Ivafakename you underestimate the power of the Java Side.
*loads up the Java VM, immediately starts to lag, framedrop, and then freeze entirely, requiring a hard reboot*
@Ivafakename (seriously no matter what I do every time I try to load the Java version so I can play mods, OR EVEN JUST VANILLA, it does this. no matter the java version, no matter if I use x64 or x86 versions, no matter what settings I use, or if I use optifine or whatever fuckin' else to try and optimise it, no matter if I set more ram usable by java, it's fuckin haunted I Swear)
@Nine ajdjslkdks I used to play 1.7.10 with mods on my xp laptop and it ran at like 5 fps.
@Ivafakename you could play though right? I can't even do that. it legit locks my system up :|
@Ivafakename my system that btw is a Ryzen 5 3600 based system with 32gb DDR4 and a fuckin GTX 1660 Super now and goddamn.
@Nine that means nothing to me, my laptop was silver and had a very square screen.
@Ivafakename lol I think the last time I could actually run Minecraft, with or without mods, was before I got an i7 processor, and I think I was using like... an old AMD AM2+ processor or something? I forget, it's been over a decade I think
@Nine did you like get the new launcher and everything?
@Ivafakename i keep tellin ya, java is haunted and has it out for me I dunno what coffee based spirit I offended but I ain't backing down and apologising coffee is gross and java is too
@Nine yeah I heard the music guy was changed over at some point for similar reasons and now we got a trans girl that gave up pigstep