Prince Philip cause of death list:
Drank something that didn't contain formaldehyde
Doctor went into the surgery and thought he was supposed to do an autopsy
Got cucked just a little too hard
Went for a walk with a friend when a bus full of people wearing these shirts that had been written on to say d-
30-50 feral hogs
Tried not being a racist misogynistic prick for once
Prince Philip cause of death list:
@Ivafakename someone on Fortnite told him that there was a secret way to get true immortality by deleting system32 and then press alt-f4, and Harry wasn't around to advise him not to
Necromancy machine broke down
He got so upset that McDonald's milkshake machine was broken again that his head exploded
One of the corgis got into something, and had a rainbow coloured bit of paper attached to their collar and Phil thought it was a pride ribbon.
Prince Philip cause of death list:
@Ivafakename played an LJN nes game for the first time
Reenacted something he saw on Mythbusters/Jackass and it went... .. well, wrong for HIM at least.
Choked on a peanut
Could not contain his thirst upon seeing Lady Dimetriscu's foot size after JUST getting out of hospital from getting too hornt after finding out how tall she is
The shock from only just finding out Maggie Thatcher has been dead for ages
Tried to reveal the truth of Diana's death
Prince Philip cause of death list:
@Nine
Got stuck in a canal
Me
Just felt like it
He's spending a year dead for tax reasons