Prince Philip cause of death list: 

Drank something that didn't contain formaldehyde

Doctor went into the surgery and thought he was supposed to do an autopsy

Got cucked just a little too hard

Went for a walk with a friend when a bus full of people wearing these shirts that had been written on to say d-

30-50 feral hogs

Tried not being a racist misogynistic prick for once

Prince Philip cause of death list: 

@Ivafakename someone on Fortnite told him that there was a secret way to get true immortality by deleting system32 and then press alt-f4, and Harry wasn't around to advise him not to

Necromancy machine broke down

He got so upset that McDonald's milkshake machine was broken again that his head exploded

One of the corgis got into something, and had a rainbow coloured bit of paper attached to their collar and Phil thought it was a pride ribbon.

Prince Philip cause of death list: 

@Nine

Got stuck in a canal

Me

Just felt like it

He's spending a year dead for tax reasons

Prince Philip cause of death list: 

@Ivafakename played an LJN nes game for the first time

Reenacted something he saw on Mythbusters/Jackass and it went... .. well, wrong for HIM at least.

Choked on a peanut

Could not contain his thirst upon seeing Lady Dimetriscu's foot size after JUST getting out of hospital from getting too hornt after finding out how tall she is

The shock from only just finding out Maggie Thatcher has been dead for ages

Tried to reveal the truth of Diana's death

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