Tired: going to Japan for the nerd culture
Wired: going to Japan for the bidet culture
@evie okay no lie, the bidets are amazing and I miss them so fucking much
@Nine I’m on a week long vacation and lemme tell ya, staying in hotels away from my bidet at home is making me miserable
@evie hhhhh why aren't bidets everywhere god, I've never felt so clean after using one and I fear I will never be as clean again
