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No matter who screams anonymously outside my window for me to do so

it's been several months since I opened this as my main account

and I am still

LOGGED THE HECK IN

Ah, /r/legaladvice/...

"I hired someone to take my online History class. He outsourced the work to someone in Africa, and that person emailed my professor and reported me for cheating. The person I hired refuses to refund the money. What recourse do I have?"

reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comme

Quick q, Masto: who are your favorite queer smut artists? Real envelope pushers. I need some names for a work thing

subjective butt terminology spectrum 

@jk "HNNNGG BUTT"
"what...?"
"YOUR BUTT. YES."
"...I don't-"
"BUTT. YOURS. I LIKE."
"...w-what... are you... trying to seduce me?? somehow???"
"GIMME YOUR BUTT"
"h-help!?"

LB: AAA it's that video about bees i was tlaking abou the other day :D :D :D

Happy clumsy little #bees have an evolutionary advantage: their wings are hinged, so they don't break when they bonk into things. biographic.com/posts/sto/lens-

@bunnylyn Kami is a precious little princess though she is a touch clingy ^^;

LB: Boosting a video of my own kitty becuase you shall gaze upon the majesty that is Kami being a cuddly lump

@blackle@dev.glitch.social That's a fun word to say. Really rolls off the tongue nicely.

unlike the word tongue. which sounds weird and isn't fun to say. or spell.

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