Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Rosemary Ahhh yeah that's the thing! Thanks. I'd forgotten about that bit ^^ But yeah again what the heck gamefreak

and then there's Pokérus! Which AGAIN I thought was some kinda hoax/joke thing but NO, iT'S REAL and it hAPPENS and you can get inFECTED WITH IT and it's a GOOD THING!?

and THEN I learned about EVs and I just... My eyes just crossed and shit. I just cannot make head nor tails of it. it's ridiculous that there's these completely obfuscated mechanics and stats hidden away that are totally random and you get pretty much no fucking indication of in any of the games when they first existed (I think gen 2 or 3 had EVs first??) and yet they can be so integral to making good competitive pokemon

Realtalk though I don't play Pokémon nearly enough or even at all competitively to know what the hell I'm doing.

I just play them for the story?... or did at any rate. But yeah when I heard about Shinies first way back when Gold/Silver/Crystal came out I was like "pff yeah just like mew being under the truck hahaha" and then it turned out to be true and "WAIT WHAT!?"... the shiny thing at any rate.

hey y'all know where i can get hooked up with some of that sweet pokérus, no cops plz

@TMWArtStuff
A lovely lich who appears to be about to drop some sick rhymes

"oh man GameDev Tycoon is really fun. I bet it'd be perfect as a mobile game too... Oh there actually is a mobile version. Oh. The only difference is the price and the controls are adjusted to be more mobile friendly... Huh. That's tempting"
Brain: "you should buy it and then you can play it on your phone any time you're not on your PC like on break and at night before bed or when you're out and about cause you lose so much time to it!"
Me: "... That's precisely why I SHOULDN'T buy it!"

@LANthus *chrp!* *snugs* and there's no shame in that

@LANthus omg same???

@noelle ...that boy is making a gigantic fucking mistake if he dumps her, she sounds fucking rad as hell.

@theoutrider Yeep, ONE of those bois didn't skip arm day.

I'm not sure I should be having this much fun with GameDev Tycoon but holy heck I am

@Salith@mastodon.social
Happy clumsy little fuzzy buzzy friends :D