Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

hm

if like

we go into space

and get internet up there

and we pirate games or videos ands hit

does that make us space pirates

@loki I mean we knew this with the Nintendo Wii (this joke only works I suspect in the UK due to older slang), but did you know we were all pronouncing one of the OLDER consoles wrong?

it was actually the Nintendo Sixty-VORE.

I can't read "Aquaman" and not constantly think of a megaman robot master.

@kotep Sierpinski's Doritos

... I ... I want to reply to that tweet with "P is stored in the Balloons" but I'm...

... too much of a coward??

...have too many principles??...

...am GENUINELY SHOCKED NOBODY ELSE DID IT FIRST?!?

@kibi "1: nothing's wrong with me. 2: nothing's wrong with me" etc. It's responding to the bug reports about flying ragdoll bodies. The programmers refuse to call this blatant feature a "bug"

@kibi hotter take: this is why the song goes "let the bodies hit the floor" because they're begging the programmers to fix the ragdoll physics.

Still, unfortunately the damage looks to have already been done. the Industry pro has locked her account :/ and the parody creator guy definitely hasn't posted a public apology.

I'm gonna ask if I can RT his reply (that was only to me) for visibility but then again I have... sub 1k followers on birdsite anyway so... Dunno what good it'll do -_-

Okay the parody creator guy apparently deleted the tweet, apologised as well, and recognises he did a shitty thing. Only took what... ten minutes max?... So that's something at least. I don't think I had much to do with that but it is something of a relief that he did recognise his fault there, and that it was immature.

aaand of course me being me I couldn't help but go "...uh...Hey, You really gonna do this? You're gonna fuckin' let your huge follower base that's 100 times hers easily in size brigade her because she was a LITTLE bit snarky with some guy who should probably have not tried to tell her how to do the job she is literally paid for???"

aaand of course he replies "NO ACTUALLY I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE".

yeah . fuck that noise.

Small follower base industry professional: *gets SLIGHTLY snippy and sarcastic with rando twitter guy trying to correct her at her own job*
SuperFan/parody creator: "GOSH DON'T BE SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE GOD HOW UNPROFESSIONAL CAN YOU BE??!"
Professional: *just outright blocks the superfan*
SuperFan: GOD LOOK AT THIS SHIT THIS IS SHAMEFUL *retweets and tags the Professional to his 56k followers*

fucksake. -_-

@Sir_Boops butt skyrim

well fuck okay several things on my pc aren't working. like telegram. hm.

lemmie just... uh

*reboots*

@Rosemary see the stat exp thing makes total sense! EVs and IVs just... don't. they're random, arbitrary, and make no thematic sense either and i hate htem so much

@chao@chitter.xyz I hate them because they're so utterly obfuscated and so beyond normal reach that they require very dedicated research to even understand, and THEN they require players to literally spend hours, days, MONTHS just grinding the SAME THINGS over and over to actually use properly and just... uuuGHHHH