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@a_breakin_glass @lynnesbian "Just moogle it"
"Aw jeez but then I have to open a br-...wait what did you say???"
"Moogle it."
"...!?"
"Here look *opens browser window to www.moogle.com and types in the search term then clicks "I'm Feeling Moggy" and it brings up what they were looking for immediately* See? Dead simple."
"...WHAT!?"

@lynnesbian "hey do you know anything about X?"
"hold up gonna get my goog on"
"what"
"gon googit"
"I don't-"
"GOOGLEOOGLEMOOG"
"Oh god what help"

drone chat 

@envgen i swear to fuck if this is some kind of viral marketing bullshit someone is gonna get lynched.

okay gon try slep in hopes back eases up tonight wish me luck

goofin on jesus 

@codl what if god stubs their toe. do they say "me dammit"?

@codl @tom "Hey jesus come get nailed up on this cross." "So I can die for your sins to be forgiven?" "yeesssssss *actually does MORE SIN INSTEAD like a BOSS* EVANGELICALISM TIME"

@MochiWaifu @LANthus I'm hoping Square gives us the yoyo-girl from Ergheiz: God Bless the Ring for Smash next outta nowhere.

@barrow@queer.garden this entire thread is fucking cool as hell. holy shit. I love the little stories for each of them!

shoutout to this review: bit-tech.net/reviews/gaming/pc

"Practically, however, EYE is quickly thwarted by its attempted scope - the sheer number of skills is instantly overwhelming, and it doesn't help that the underlying systems are never explained either. What is Brouzf and how do you use it? What benefit will I get for researching Cormack's Algorithm with a staff of 50 scientists? Why can I hack myself? *Why have I possessed a door?*"

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