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Jaco gets up to fetch his credit card, returns instead with a banana. Looks at the banana, momentarily baffled. "Wait... I don't think they accept banana"

#AdultLife

@Ronflaix
"Tamed"... They can be right vicious like buggers... Geese though, they take the biscuit

@prophet_goddess ...imma be honest if I had that guy as my maths teacher I would be in love with maths too, he sounds amazing.

like a mathematics version of Bob Ross.

re: re2make (no spoilers) 

@noiob nah same. i blew them up with flame rounds ...

...innnn hindisight, maybe not the best iedea.

re2make (no spoilers) 

@noiob also turns out stabbing them in the head with a knife (as in using it like a knife, not as an 'emergency breakout' attack) does ALL the damage though.

@Fabi@slime.global
Have it fully decked out all year round.... EXCEPT for December. Only put it back up again on like... January 6th or something. Make it the Anti-Christmas tree

shitpost, genital mention, absolute bullshit 

@masklayer
Swag is now pronounced "swajj"

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz
Serva-... Wait .. crap. Movie. Dangit

I drew a barbarian kobold girl.

I'm not playing another D&D game until I find a dungeon master that'll let me play as her.

#mastoart

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