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@pupy@chitter.xyz oh jesus i hadn't watched this one. this was an april fools one??

@Sir_Boops never fill your car with mountain dew drinks fountain syrup D:

@ifixcoinops it got a taste for human flesh once

and now it absolutely will not stop

it hungers

for fingies

unintentionally lewd 

there is an old in my life who talks about needing to get outside more for the purposes of getting more vitamin d from the sunshine

he always phrases this as "i need to get the d" or "gotta get my d for the day" or variants thereof

it's an incredible gift and i will never, ever tell him not to say this absurd thing because it brings me too much joy

@Cynder @SilviaFox@sleeping.town just sent a follow request because for some reason i've managed to unfollow you both and I'm not sure why or how, but if it's because you soft-blocked me for some reason then whatever the reason was I'm sorry and feel free to just ignore my follow request, I'll understand and I'll not hold it against you at all.

@g yeah but they could fall off and maybe get displaced or in the way and sort of dangle upwards and it would look trash. why postit notes when you got perfectly cool li'l mini screens on the tablet :D

i have a patreon now: patreon.com/lynnesbian

does anyone have any ideas for what i could do for reward tiers? i'm thinking of adding people's names to the credits, or maybe recording videos of me working on the app? :L

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz ... i mean they probably COULD mean literally, that's up to them I guess.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz ... i mean mostly htey don't mean literally.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz kaffe when someone says they "lookin like a snacc" they don't mean literally

@jk fremd!!

i wish i could pet her she looks so lovely and snuggly ;w;

@st_suckerpunch @Dayglochainsaw for real, that is EXACTLY the reason I NEVER got a facebook account, ever. hell i didn't even ever sign up for myspace. Twitter is the ONLY service I ever used, and even then I never used my real name... fucking awful that facebook can still scrape your details even if you never have an account though and sell it off. ugh.

@V ... i... i'm... uh..
... *looks at feet, shuffles nervously* ... p-puyo puyo...

@pup_hime @LANthus ...is it weird that I can totally imagine her getting into a scrap with someone and ducking and weaving under their blows, making them miss every time as they get more and more frustrated, then zipping in for a quick gut punch but instead smooching them right on the lips with a cheeky fuckin' grin before dancing back out of range again, taunting them?

@eris@cybre.space i now need to see Peter Falk, as Colombo, but as a Doberman Pinscher.

and like that scene where he's onto this one guy who's got a bowl of caviar and he keeps sneaking bites but instead of caviar it's like super expensive dog treats, but he's still commenting about how he's never gotten to try them because his wife doesn't like it or some such I can't remember exactly what happened in that episode it's been ages since i watched it but that stuck in my head somehow

@Siphonay@octodon.social yo hold up... that mario's redrawn on the second one... but in the same pose. with the same expression... but like...

doesn't look right? like it looks like Luigi cosplaying as Mario?

like he's all "tonight I'M player one, fuckers!" with his unbridled rage at being left behind the whole time coming out full force for his Chaos Dunk he's apparently doing

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