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@noiob they remade that for PC as Zombi instead fairly recently but yeah. D:

sex toy questions 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz most companies that deliver sex toys always package them discreetly. The card bill will show the name of a non-descript delivery company rather than the name of the actual company so it can't be searched back easily, and the packaging will be plain and not labelled as sex toys in any fashion. If they open up the package though they'll know what it is but they'd have to open up your mail which you know, is kinda... like... super wrong?

gender feels, personal 

my gender is a minus world from metroid 2

i said this on hellbird as a semi-joke response but honestly the more i think about it the more I realise I'm not certain WHAT i am.

I'm definitely not male. that's 100% sure. "woman" doesn't fit right either??...

I mean I'm definitely femme, rather than masculine, as much as I don't really look it. I'd love to look less masculine.

So... what am I?

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse
Psh, ridiculous. Everyone knows it stood for "wiki wiki wild", though it originally had two more W's on the end, but those have been lost to history.

@xenon
Me: oh cool, half of the Delta rune!
My brain:... Wait for it...
Me:... Ooh, right, fuck, it's an inverted triforce isn't it. -.-
Brain: lol get owned

@daylight
Eventually there will be just one player on the entire server. No NPC's, no other players, no mobs that can challenge them... A single player who was rendered immortal by an earlier glitch and who still has not had their account fixed ...

Who simply waits until the server shuts down, logged in the whole time.

Then they will finally be free, unleashed amongst the digital realm.

Lb: so this is why network cables are rated with the term "CAT"

aaaa connection is being super purry and cute and wholesome and good.

eeek i’m nearly at my overdraft limit again haHA so i’m slightly desperate, i’d be so so grateful if anyone could help me out
➡️ paypal.me/ashleyvillers

@skolli that's still a lotta snow D: there need to be like

some kind of

i dunno
magic wand you can use to just melt snow or some such

sometimes kami flops over my arms when I'm at my pc and exposes her belly and then I pet her belly real firm like and she stretches out more and just purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

@fillertrack
@sickasfrick@slime.global
Linda posting on the old account like the moon in majora's mask about to crash into the fediverse

nah that's totally fine, to be two lesbians and their characters vastly improve later tho.

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