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So I need to register a car. Should I get a dumb vanity plate for it?

@matt yeaah... blaster master zero is a 3ds game, though I think there's a switch version too :<

a transcoder module called me_irl

get it, because i'm

a trans

coder

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz aaaand they'll fail it in record time at 0.002 seconds, setting a new dickhead speedrun for all time.

kami gets very bitey if I dare move my hands while she's sitting on them. even though she wants me to pet her

@Gurf like... i know what you meant, but for a second I was genuinely like "uh... instead of forcing some innocent family to give you names randomly maybe use an online name generator or something? It's probably easier and less distressing for all involved"

...I suspect I may have problems understanding the english language.

image with eye contact 

@nouv@cybre.space The Jeff is Aware
It Sees You
There is No Escape

so last weekend i went to london to catch up with some friends and play some D&D. so here's some sort of crossover or something

... my leg. I meant my leg is asleep.
Goddamn autocorrect

Cat pictures, asking for money 

Hey so my mother and I have been feeding this stray cat to try and get her trust
Here's the thing
She has four babies and brought them over
We've gone through two cans of cat food feeding them this morning, and can't afford to keep this up, but we want to get them healthy and their trust for now
If you could send a few bucks to ninjenkins@gmail.com on PayPal so we could keep helping them, I would appreciate it so so much
We don't have much but we have to help them

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