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aw dangit it I've got enough energy for some reason and I misdodged its fourth attack out of Office.

@ottumon on days like these, kids like you should be- uh...

wait a second.

@ottumon Ah can't beat the beautiful, balmy, cosy warmth of spring, with the wonderful soothing warm .... snow... showers??... uh...

*checks month*

*checks weather*

*checks month again, frowns*

hey what the fuck reality

@lynnesbian me: "Huh okay let's check this out, I think I can feel good about joining this group, oh hey I wonder what this post that says 'important, please read this' says?"
me: *clicks it* "An imgur link? Best check it out." *clicks that too* *clicks to load the external site.... views the picture*
me: ._.
me: *closes window without a word*

While adventuring in the lands digital, refrain from stabbing thy trustworthy companion, ye olde Amiga 500.

@jordyd@octodon.social
And it's hit sequel "who the fuck is Raymond?"

@flateric
@Ivafakename
Maybe he just didn't like that you were FISHING for a complement on that pun :3

uugghhghhh i KNOW how to do the counters thing with sekiro. I KNOW. I PRACTICED IT.

and yet

AND YET
when I actually get to a boss that it is EXPLICITLY useful for

I can never fucking do it. ever. not even once. the fuck

@em oh sweet someone finally found the code for Big Head Mode.

I was not sufficiently prepared for Sekiro's most dangerous foe

the giant roosters.

holy ballsfucks

@healyn I've read all of homestuck. from start to finish.

/I/ still don't know what homestuck is. .__.;;;

I don't think even Andrew Hussie knows what homestuck is at this point.

@MOKKA It's startling how little developers of games even think about colourblindness, or any kind of "non-typical" sight or ability, and even if it is raised go "eehh, well it's good enough for MOST players". like, fuck you. We wanna play too and you're excluding us through apathy. It fuckin stings.

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