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How to sound like someone who knows how to communicate with other humans?

aw dangit it I've got enough energy for some reason and I misdodged its fourth attack out of Office.

@ottumon on days like these, kids like you should be- uh...

wait a second.

@ottumon Ah can't beat the beautiful, balmy, cosy warmth of spring, with the wonderful soothing warm .... snow... showers??... uh...

*checks month*

*checks weather*

*checks month again, frowns*

hey what the fuck reality

@lynnesbian me: "Huh okay let's check this out, I think I can feel good about joining this group, oh hey I wonder what this post that says 'important, please read this' says?"
me: *clicks it* "An imgur link? Best check it out." *clicks that too* *clicks to load the external site.... views the picture*
me: ._.
me: *closes window without a word*

While adventuring in the lands digital, refrain from stabbing thy trustworthy companion, ye olde Amiga 500.

@jordyd@octodon.social
And it's hit sequel "who the fuck is Raymond?"

@flateric
@Ivafakename
Maybe he just didn't like that you were FISHING for a complement on that pun :3

uugghhghhh i KNOW how to do the counters thing with sekiro. I KNOW. I PRACTICED IT.

and yet

AND YET
when I actually get to a boss that it is EXPLICITLY useful for

I can never fucking do it. ever. not even once. the fuck

@em oh sweet someone finally found the code for Big Head Mode.

I was not sufficiently prepared for Sekiro's most dangerous foe

the giant roosters.

holy ballsfucks

@healyn I've read all of homestuck. from start to finish.

/I/ still don't know what homestuck is. .__.;;;

I don't think even Andrew Hussie knows what homestuck is at this point.

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