@wintgenstein ...is it bad that I know the characters you speak of but when you say Joey, I imagine Joey from Friends, rather than Joey from Yugioh. and... it still works far too well
my commissions, super strength
🐲: hey, how long did you say this super strength powerup lasted? casually lifting things is cool but also this is my third phone this week
❓: I didn't.
🐲 is typing...
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this is an idea i've wanted to get something of for a while!
art by @jimbohusky !
@tom TSA: *notices ur pawbs* OwO what's this??
@tom you go onto the plane with your bag of rocks. Both security agents retire that day and spend the remaining years of their lives as hermits out in the desert, haunted by the bags full of rocks.
@tom ...I'm just imagining like, a security agent at the airport being like "psh, i bet this bag's gonna be FULL of dildos" "hahaha yeah I bet, oh wait what if it's like a bomb or something hahaha, I got fifty on a bomb"
"you dickhead it's never a bomb. ... but I'll see that bet. fifty on dildo cornucopia."
*bag goes through xray scanner, results cause them to open bag to find it full of rocks*
You, not breaking eye contact: "Is there a problem?"
Both agents: *genuinely confused* uh. n-no...
@maple \o/ Yaaay!
@maple Wishing you all the best of luck!
@MochiWaifu @tom I'm pretty sure there's some kind of perk that allows you to carry more (like, WAY more) in FONV
@MochiWaifu @tom i can't remember I feel like it might be
...actually it's possibly a perk
@MochiWaifu @tom but if I have Bigger Pockets how will I have Wild Wasteland? D:
@MochiWaifu @tom ... *urge to reinstall FONV again and stagger across the wasteland with a backpack full of valuable junk picking up even more junk to sell at the nearest city which is a full real world 2 hours away at this pace
@tom ...um...
....okay but are we just gonna ignore that the alarm clock says "hell" upsidedown?
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.