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Alongside awful comments surrounding the various female NPCs -_-

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But then again this is a game series where "skeleton but hole" is a reoccurring message

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I mean, the only horse in all of the game is the horses in the charioteer boss. Which is A: optional as it only grants access to a particular PvP covenant, and B: easy to miss.

Also you don't directly fight the horses normally.

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Reminded that dark souls 2 has the term "horse" for.... Some reason

Leading to such wonderful messages as

"Horse
But hole"

NASA Says the Moon Is Shrinking and Experiencing 'Moonquakes'
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also a reminder that Yuji Naka, co-creator of Sonic, did a thing on Wii called Rodea which basically blends NiGHTS with Sonic Adventure and it's fuckin sublime

there's also a WiiU version but it's a really haphazard terrible port and chops out entire chunks of levels because Reasons, and a 3DS version I know nothing about

youtube.com/watch?v=t_R6kJ0RI9

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@pupy@chitter.xyz I ended up with like, every unique weapon, all the best weapons modded out to hell and back, and I was functionally immortal because I had basically made a habit of just farming the first Boozes until I had all the good ones, then farming the next set until they were exhausted of good ones, so on and so forth, negating a lot of the later challenge. I died ONCE out of falling asleep at the PC and couldn't alt-f4 in time. didn't take long ot rebuild my character.

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@pupy@chitter.xyz Eventually he'll die and you'll get ALL their gear, which that early on is like... SUPER strong. :| It's pretty gamebreaking. (also you can just alt-f4 quit if you die and you reload to the last save point BEFORE you died. hhuge spoilts that wreck the challenge lol)

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@pupy@chitter.xyz Yeah seriously there's a room in the FIRST Cooler (and similar rooms in all the others) which is like... a med bay? Four hospital beds behind little walls, and you can kite the minigun dude towards it, then jump onto one of the beds and crouch close to the wall and the window, and if you get it right he'll get stuck against the wall on the otherside, and just... sit there, so you just pop up, smack him in the face a few times with a melee weapon, then duck, repeat.

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@pupy@chitter.xyz seriously, I completed it, got everything, enjoyed it, but goddamn that game is janky. also there's not a lot of quests so the quests seem kinda.... pointless.

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@pupy@chitter.xyz also "what if you could completely break the game utterly by exploiting a glitch in the enemy ai in the FIRST DUNGEON and just destroy the near godlike chaser enemy to get amazing armour and bullets by the truckload in the first , super easy level, so you can more leisurely stroll through the rest and not worry again?"

@ShugoWah@snouts.online okay sooo

what about

Yakuza Zero, and Stardew Valley? :o

RT @jourdaindong@twitter.com

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

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