Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@revenant Hm, okay, then how do we send this toot back in time

@revenant why was this not a name option for Boaty McBoatface

@maple @a_breakin_glass windows them

windows everybody
everybody
eeeverybody

needs somebody

to [BSOD]

@maple maybe we need to run banner ads that just say "free prize if you actually read people's bios!" and then it asks questions based on the bio that either makes sure they read the bio, or forces them to read it to get the answers in enough time

and then the prize is just a page that says "CONGRATS, you're paying attention, now you can click follow. That's your prize; not being a jerk."

@Dayglochainsaw I mean I guess someone's kink could be getting shamed into taking better care of themselves?

@Dayglochainsaw i'm now imagining a domme topping her pet by narrating everything like a wildlife documentary somehow and I just

@dockers@sunbeam.city oh my god i'm imagining the horrid little prick curled up and sobbing hysterically in the back of the bus "no not the milkshakes please not the milkshakes oh god i just got this suit drycleaned again please I don't want to have to go back and look my drycleaners in the eyes as they smirk at me knowing that I just got milkshaked AGAIN oh god please no"

@cozykaffe@snouts.online my mum is especially bad at this despite me telling her multiple times i'm not gay I'm "bi" (for the sake of simplicity and not having to have INFINTE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS to explain the concept of pansexuality and other sexualities) she still does not fuckin get it

@cozykaffe@snouts.online fuckin mood as shit.

like Family Member: "Oh hey I heard something interesting about the lgbt stuff, you know, the gays and such"
Me: ohno.svg
Family Member: "I got reminded because YOU'RE gay, right?"
me: nodeargodpleasenonono.gif "I mean... I'm not... I uh... I'm-"
Family Member: "Oh don't worry it's good, I promise!"
me: vadernooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.jpg

@apow@snouts.online FUCK THE COPS UR COOL AS HECK

@masklayer thanks i could help bro

@masklayer nah they're selling skin ON french fries. just like, a buncha french fries, and a shitton of skin just... plapped onto it.

@desvox ObviousPlant have some occasionally very funny content.