Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@theoutrider I love that your baby is like "please, no cameras, There will be a full press release later today. Please direct all questions to my aide-"
who is of course Sunny

who interjects with "I AM GOOD DOGGO PLZ GIV PATS"

@lynnesbian and now you're a dragon

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz Huh, those are... pretty reasonable specs these days, though I can understand that not everybody will even meet the minimums, because capitalism is a fuck D:

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz MMZero's storyline is literally zero going "I friggin' told you, dude." to X and X going "I KNOW, I KNOW, JESUS H ROBOT CHRIST, STOP GOING ON. I'M TRYING TO UNDO IT, UNFORTUNATELY somehow I'm all Daniel Jackson now so my hands are a LITTLE tied. So I need YOUR help"
"Pff. Figures. Alright whatcha need-"
Elpizo: "I have an idea"
X: "oh no"
Zero: "Nah let's hear him out-"
Elpizo: *BREAKS EVERYTHING*
X: "GODDAMMIT"
Zero: "...oh. whoops."

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz MMZero is my favourite megaman series of all time

but I still question the "everyone who fights wears high rise panties, a croptop, elbow length gloves and knee boots." and I'm like, this has gotta be a kink thing...

...

I mean I don't MIND, gosh, no. not one bit.

But I can't help but go "heey..."

@cozykaffe@snouts.online this is

the worst

like omg

every time I get a towel I'm like "aw yeah this oen seems nice big and fluffy this'll be perfect" and I get outta the shower and wrap it aorund me and it's like "the fuck this is basically a napkin how"

@cozykaffe@snouts.online oo what about the sonicdogs from HL1? they had some fun noises.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online "potion seller
i am going to become a yeen
and require your strongest transformation potions"

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz aaa so good

@LaserScheme heck YE
it's time

to get

W I G G E L E Y

yeeeeeeeeee HAWWWW

@lynnesbian would you, could you, shitpost too far?