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@Ivafakename I sense great things within you, but if you are to unlock your potential, you must travel to Planet Yiff, there the Yiffheckians have the true Sparkledragon Balls, and you'll be able to realise your true purpose... Go... Go quickly! Before it's too late!

@Ivafakename My god... the power hidden away...

could it be?

the legendary

SUPER FURRYAN!?

@Ivafakename f-FIVE?!

holy shit... that's... that's not possible!!

*puts on a Scouter, checks your reading, gasps as the Scouter explodes!!* N-NO! THIS CAN'T BE!!

@Ivafakename No you don't understand! We gotta get you one or else y- *hears sirens approaching rapidly* shit, shit shit shit, FUCK, RUN. THE FURSONA COPS ARE COMING, HIDE

@Ivafakename you DON'T Have a fursona!?

Shit we need to fix that, fast. You'd best come with me *drags you to furry sites, yelling* WE NEED 50CCS OF BABBY'S FIRST FURSONA, STAT.

@InspectorCaracal though "It Came From Space!!" is a little more literal and a little more serious in this case

HOT TAKE

H.P. Lovecraft is the Notch of the Eldritch Horror genre

@matt apparently this PDICheck thing is actually meant to be some kind of viable, real medical diagnostic tool. but... why the 3ds??? jeez.

@matt what the HELL?? How did ninty approve this bullcrap x_x;

Me: What's the weather gonna be like?
Radio: Some showers,
Google: just some cloud,
App on my phone: Thunder and lightning,
Me: That, those are 3 very different things...

Another genderless insult you can use to terrify your enemies 

wafflebus

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@V "ey bby what that ray of disintegration eyestalk do ;3 "

capitalist hellscape, some help requested 

I'm poor and also my roommate's only ride during the day (we both are self employed) so it's a real blow to have my engine completely fucked by hyrdolocking. Mechanic asking just under 3k to fix it.

ko-fi.com/draekos donations welcome

Will be taking commissions and such on stream, but every little bit helps <3

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