Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@BatElite very early 90s, late 80s I think if I recall.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online v. smoochable tbqh

... soggy air is not a phrase I thought I would type

i forgot how to say humidity

"if only I could be so grossly incandescent"
fuck you solaire you don't know shit about incandescence, or the gross kind come over to this world and try it good lord bring on the wind and where the HELL was that goddamn storm we were promsed last week ffuuuuck

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz hhhh same

@BatElite *lays in a puddle in front of the fan* ;w;

@BatElite I'm now reminded of those really, REALLY old Reach toothbrush ads where the kid's head just hinges right the way back until all teeth are on a level plane, then brushes them all, then their head swings back to normal again.

really weirded me out when I was a kid.

...

I mean it still weirds me out NOW, but it also weirded me out then.

halp am melting

@troubleMoney "One adult please."
"Okay that'll... wait don't I know you? Yeah! Aren't you The Son!? ... Is that the Father and the Holy Ghost under there with you!?"
"Uh... no, no I'm just God."
"Get the hell outta here you three! This film is for adults only!!"
"You just wait, I'll get my dad to smite you!"
"I can't smite him if I'm carrying you!!"
"Shut up and keep running!!"

@Vann this image is the very epitome of "world cold and hard, tiddy soft and warm"

god

why is it so hot

gooblob mode activated D:

@LANthus those sorta replies make me go "oh my sweet summer child" at them.

i love how random food things have such potential to become huge memms on masto.

Oats
Eggs
now maybe even nuts.