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incidentally I just reminded myself that thanks to a particular Image Zoom extension for firefox, I can actually play with emojos at will and move them around my screen.

Petition to change the standard honorific from "sir/ma'am" to "friendo".

Me: Oh boy I finally get to talk to a doctor in person about getting distracted with things* Hey everyone, what DO we have been comfortable

yALL look at this shit right here which is on a page that i currently possess

shout out to @Fireflufferz for being incredibly talented and also a super fucking cool dude

All I'm saying is that there's no proof that he isn't, in the games where you don't see the bottoms of his shoes.

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Why the heck does Mario slide after he touches the ground every single time he jumps? Is he wearing heelys or something?

@ottumon any time someone gets surprised by seeing that, you could say they've been

Colombowned

It's a new week so I must begin anew my quest to kiss girls

violence against billionaires 

@willow to be fair, bezos getting pulled apart by drones DOES spark joy but that's why we're not throwing that idea out. :3

@noelle "haha nice t-shirt"
"...??... fuckin'... why are you... *looks at t-shirt* oh, fuck, sorry, one sec, there's a small typo on this t-shirt, lemmie just fix that real quick." *uses a sharpie to block out everything but "DON'T TALK TO ME" on it* "There you go"
"Uh..."
"a-a-ahhh, read the shirt."

"Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee" = "Installing update 1/24..."

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