Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@tom @masklayer holy shit

Touhou

Tops of Unusual Horniness in Other Universes

We're through the looking glass!!

@tom oh my gosh

Look it up it's a great tune from the 80s. Also a furry cartoon as well so

Nintendo switch time

LB: You heard it here first, friends. Even Baba says that being het shouldn't be the default or the most favoured :3

@ldopa wait wait...

I think I get it...

This American woman spammer is like.... Really really small. Like, a micro. So his house is like tiny

So he's imagining women are going to literally pick up and walk off with his house :o

@tom but do they know all the lyrics to "Run With Us" from The Raccoons cartoon?

@tom @masklayer "but what about the TOUHes?"
"Tops of Unusual Horniness? I don't think they exist-" *immediately tackled by a TOUH*

Post Malone?? Oh haha, no, here we call them Toot Malone

@tom the stories about American women were true! :O

@avi ...okay so i guess they do have a good point

Oh my god I just got reminded of that thing I really friggin hate

you know those curly spiral telephone cords?

or you know, similar springy cables that usually are in landline wired phones (I mean if anybody still has those) or occasionally connecting handscanners to self checkout or main bank tills at supermarkets??

those.

i fucking hate those

I hate how they invariably get all tangled and twisted and knotted and reverse or some shit and I can't untangle them aaaaarrgh