@maple hhhh this. this this this. fuck. D: So, so many boomers. so many.
Finally! The mystery source of "We have to be careful, this is an emergency area" sample from the classic Polish platformer Electro Body (aka "Electroman", as published by Epic Mega Games) has been tracked down: https://youtu.be/vcacZnjX7HY
@ottumon poor monsters get tired too, don't wake the-....
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wait
do monsters find themselves unable to sleep if humans are nearby?
@ottumon unless there are monsters nearby in which case no sleep
@maple wait I just looked it up. it wasn't even made by Sega, itw as made by PROBE and published by US Gold no wonder it was so bloody weird
@maple tangentally related but what the heck was with Outrun Europa
@Kat mark rosewater of magic the gathering, who is very much not an artist, did art for one of the cards in one of the joke sets (literally in crayon). because of ~legal reasons~, even though he didn't care, the company had to pay him for the art, so he said "i'll sell the art to the company for one dollar".
when it actually came time to do the payment, they asked if they should just give him a $1 bill or add it to his paycheque or what, and he insisted on being given a specific, $1 cheque.
"why?"
"because i'm going to frame it and hang it in my living room"
and the accountants were furious that he wasn't even going to cash it and their books would never be balanced again, but there was nothing they could do
@maples shit I need some Wipeout themed stickers
my big chubby bear wife, big belly, sketch
@GlitterDisaster Sun's out, Tum's out.
Gab
@healyn because parody that is sufficiently "ironic" is indistinguishable from that which it puports to satire
Also bold of them to try and spin the lie that gabbers aren't nazis and "free speech" extremists.
@BatElite *vibrates* :D
my big chubby bear wife, sketch
@MirinaMoo was talking about wanting some overalls so I drew her in some u3u
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.