Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

if you want to imagine what it's like with my brain,

just imagine you're happily walking down the road and then suddenly you are tackled by clone of yourself who with a vacant grin on their face spews out a monotone rambling, breathless spiel of some kind of nonsense and isntea dof coming out of THEIR mouth, it comes out of YOUR mouth instead, and then your clone sits back and watches the conflaguration with a smarmy smirk on their face.

@revenant @mavica

Me: *reading this thread* oh wow that's... tat's a wild idea, I wonder how that would wo-
My Brain: Phoenix Wright Rule 34 except instead of actual porn it's just a POV where you are the defendant and whoever is playing Phoenix Wright isn't using a walkthrough and is failing at the game really badly so you keep getting declared guilty.
Me: WHAT THE FU

set this li'l luggage lock's combination to 128 because of my beloved old 128k +2A Spectrum that I have.

why am i telling you the combination to this luggage lock?

...well because I never intend to use it as a luggage lock because it's a TSA one and it's 100% hot garbage that anybody with an easily accessable master key that can be bought for literal pennies online can pop open. It's so low security it's a joke.

very stimmy tho <3

@mavica you're so good but you aren't required to spend that energy. I really should have learned it myself already since you put the link up there. ^^;

@mavica (also I keep forgetting pronoun.is has usage help in it hhhh that's def my bad)

@mavica ah! Well, good girl then. or good bot if you prefer. ^^

@mavica Maintenance is a slow process but in the end, it's so worth it. ^^ Good byteself.

@benhamill@cybre.space that's the kinda fluid transition into a pun I like to be honest.

@queerzel@snouts.online .... It would probably help if I attached an actual image Huh XD

@queerzel@snouts.online aaaa! Fellow Mainey parent! :D Lemmie show you Sid if you haven't seen him before. Your Sammy looks just like Sid's brother, Angus tbh! (though Angus is a bit tubbier and Angus is owned by my other half's mother's sister-gosh that's a mouthful ._.; ) But yeah! Here's Sid Vicious, or Sid, or Siddy Beans. or Sidney Beans as I like to call him (and yes he's gentle as a brush XD)

@noiob valid. also I feel ya. also I hate, hate , hate playing Soulslikes singleplayer for the most part. I ... I DID enjoy The Surge, to a degree, but at points it really was exhausting... Sekiro was... doubly so.

Shoutouts to that time in multiplayer Dark Souls 2 where @salith and I worked out that we could "Fistbump" by both using the Point emote whilst facing each other in a particular way.

and that time in the same game where we decided that as a celebration ritual as Phantoms for beating a boss with the player who summoned us, to chug every last estus we hadn't used up in a wild dash before we were desummoned.

@noiob but it's okay because I never DID fully complete the DLC of Dark Souls 2 with Miq so we're gonna play that together at some point

@noiob friggin same???? Genuinely tempted to load up the original Dark Souls 1 again, but last time I did that I got it working andw as like "oh god this game is awful why did I do this to myself hhhhhhhh"