Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Ivafakename iva please i can only vomit so much blood

@Ivafakename no he's not. D: turn away from the dark side, Iva

https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/7406/Japari+Bus.html oh no oh no oh no oh no oh noooooOOOOO IT'S SO CUTE

@Noelle808 ...holy shit. that's... huh... that's a surprisingly accurate take.

@troubleMoney @mavica @revenant fucked up that they slander kangaroos like that tbqh

also fucked up that kangaroo courts aren't actually staffed by kangaroos.

if you want to imagine what it's like with my brain,

just imagine you're happily walking down the road and then suddenly you are tackled by clone of yourself who with a vacant grin on their face spews out a monotone rambling, breathless spiel of some kind of nonsense and isntea dof coming out of THEIR mouth, it comes out of YOUR mouth instead, and then your clone sits back and watches the conflaguration with a smarmy smirk on their face.

@revenant @mavica

Me: *reading this thread* oh wow that's... tat's a wild idea, I wonder how that would wo-
My Brain: Phoenix Wright Rule 34 except instead of actual porn it's just a POV where you are the defendant and whoever is playing Phoenix Wright isn't using a walkthrough and is failing at the game really badly so you keep getting declared guilty.
Me: WHAT THE FU

set this li'l luggage lock's combination to 128 because of my beloved old 128k +2A Spectrum that I have.

why am i telling you the combination to this luggage lock?

...well because I never intend to use it as a luggage lock because it's a TSA one and it's 100% hot garbage that anybody with an easily accessable master key that can be bought for literal pennies online can pop open. It's so low security it's a joke.

very stimmy tho <3

@mavica you're so good but you aren't required to spend that energy. I really should have learned it myself already since you put the link up there. ^^;