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Bagelsplaining 

@mxsiege@octodon.social ...I did not know this. I always just like... slapped a buncha meat on the entire bagel ignoring the hole, so there was like... a meat-hole in the middle... well, okay, so like... the hole was just... blocked by meat or filling I guess but even so this is... genuinely a much better idea. dang.

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djitter.com

Its a self-proclaimed "free speech" instance

hey stomach what is up why are you like "i want something in me" when you just fuckin ate you jerk

Mermaid Man: Alright. Where's the remote? (continues searching) Where's the entertainment?

@RC some kinda hip-hop/techno ska beat goin on there and i am

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not displeased.

@007@mastodon.xyz were you meaning to invoke tomska with the horse mask thing going on because my brain went there

White Nationalism, Canada 

This one's rich. A new white nationalist party who wants to run in the upcoming federal election submitted paperwork including names and addresses of 250 supporters. Only trouble is, once they submitted they realized that Elections Canada is now required to make that list public, and they REALLY don't want people to know who's supporting white nationalism. So it's panic time in Nazi Town.

cbc.ca/news/politics/canadian-

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

@MegaLobsterFace the maker of the Kobold mod did an amazing job ;w; Some ofthe hairstyles look a little doofy but there's a no-hair option as well so that's good. But I thought this hairstyle worked very well too. ^^

Boost this status and I'll tell you what Sonic stage you are.

These are all of my staxel character, a blue kobold gal with pale white long waistlength hair, and a creamish yellow hoodie on . and nothing else. kobolds don't get this whole "pants" thing.

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