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@noelle ...like, i know what you mean, but... my brain is a fuck and all I can think of is the fighting game definition of "cancelling" like where you suddenly stop doing a special move mid animation with a higher priority move to do a DIFFERENT special move or something immediately after to get a massive combo bonus and I know this isn't helpful but my brain is, again, a fuck.

Bagelsplaining 

@mxsiege@octodon.social ...I did not know this. I always just like... slapped a buncha meat on the entire bagel ignoring the hole, so there was like... a meat-hole in the middle... well, okay, so like... the hole was just... blocked by meat or filling I guess but even so this is... genuinely a much better idea. dang.

Recommended instance block 

djitter.com

Its a self-proclaimed "free speech" instance

hey stomach what is up why are you like "i want something in me" when you just fuckin ate you jerk

Mermaid Man: Alright. Where's the remote? (continues searching) Where's the entertainment?

@RC some kinda hip-hop/techno ska beat goin on there and i am

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not displeased.

@007@mastodon.xyz were you meaning to invoke tomska with the horse mask thing going on because my brain went there

White Nationalism, Canada 

This one's rich. A new white nationalist party who wants to run in the upcoming federal election submitted paperwork including names and addresses of 250 supporters. Only trouble is, once they submitted they realized that Elections Canada is now required to make that list public, and they REALLY don't want people to know who's supporting white nationalism. So it's panic time in Nazi Town.

cbc.ca/news/politics/canadian-

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

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