@squirrel_ebooks maplebot no turn away from the dark side D:
US Politics (+++)
This is Joshua Collins' campaign platform on Trans Rights. He's a socialist trucker running for our 2020 congress in Washington's 10th district (Olympia to south Tacoma), and I am in love with him.
(Transcript in link)
https://www.joshua2020.com/platform#comp-k2jqcb7c
@chr
Tired: Approaching dragons from the standpoint of physics
Wired: Approaching dragons. Like, just go over and say hi, they're friendly
@witchfynder_finder basket what now
(This is a joke of course we had to play basketball in school and I was terrible at it but I genuinely had totally forgotten horse is a thing in basketball too)
@modernmodron @masklayer emperor of tooting, Tootenkhamun
elsewhere in a thread of imagined attributes of fae, I added:
Human language is compelling music to you, all rhythms and melodies. As such, you can mesmerize/lull a human by speaking a version of their native tongue that sounds like it should make sense, but is a half-step removed, like concrete poetry read by a radio announcer. However, you often miss information imparted to you via language because you're nodding your head, tapping your feet to its music, ignoring entirely its intent.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.