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well dangit why is a flesh and blood body such garbage ive got like a hair or eyelash in my eye and it won't friggin come out but it's itching like fuuuuuck

@SuperCee@plush.city Shoutouts to crows for being literally the smartest creatures on this gay earth

@SuperCee@plush.city crows are wicked smart too so I bet they're smart enough to know that gender isn't a binary too. crows are7 <3

@SuperCee@plush.city crows are notoriously difficult to sex apparently. Only crows know what their bits are, and the only way us humans have of finding out is through surgery. which has to be done post mortem of course, because otherwise animal cruelty/needless death of said bird.

So, your kid is actually right. from both a biological and gender spectrum standpoint.

and now I can't stop thinking about this either ._.;

horse 

@asonix@asonix.dog horse looking at vacant stables: it's free real estate

US Politics (+++) 

This is Joshua Collins' campaign platform on Trans Rights. He's a socialist trucker running for our 2020 congress in Washington's 10th district (Olympia to south Tacoma), and I am in love with him.

(Transcript in link)
joshua2020.com/platform#comp-k

... Oh no

Oh no I've said horse aloud far too often now it's no longer a word aaa

Horrrrrrrsssssssuh

@chr
Tired: Approaching dragons from the standpoint of physics
Wired: Approaching dragons. Like, just go over and say hi, they're friendly

@sneakerfox@snouts.online omg I got one of those emails as well and likewise, I have no webcam XD

@MililaniVF@glitch.social canonically he is gay too, which makes him even more the goodest boy

@witchfynder_finder basket what now

(This is a joke of course we had to play basketball in school and I was terrible at it but I genuinely had totally forgotten horse is a thing in basketball too)

what if, one day, without any warning, 

@asonix@asonix.dog it was inevitable, of course

@Rewhan@snouts.online *entire audience making "more!" Gestures continually*

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