Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Brainship also I had a look at the main Reddit post complaining about it a looking at the game itself now that I have it??? Yeah okay there's like maybe a few trees early on that don't have anything to disguise the sharp delineation of tree and ground but goddamn the poster and everybody complaining about "bad graphics" kinda needs to chill out? It's really not that bad at all?
The timed mystery gift stuff is a way bigger problem anyway and that's been in since like gene?

@Brainship and then some oh my god.

@heytanuki@snouts.online hell yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhh \o/

The one thing the Yakuza games didn't lie about however was how goddamn good CC Lemon is as a drink omg.

The Yakuza games: hey check out these drinks vending machines pretty much everywhere where you can get cheap hydration for minor stat boosts. Also mystery drinks! Haha.
Me, a fool, unaware of the truth: hahaha man wouldn't that be weird if it were true.
Actual Real Life Japan: *hands u a vending machine* *hands u a vending machine* *hands u a vending machine* (etc)
Me, now enlightened to the truth: ... WELP. Videogames have taught me nothing. Also here is a mystery drink selection?!?!

@heytanuki@snouts.online also realtalk, butts are hecka nice

@heytanuki@snouts.online I can imagine?? But I totally, totally understand. Snuggles are like... The fuckin best. Omg.

The Gamers: the new Pokémon is bad because a Pokémon "tackles" with it's feet!

Well yeah that's because tackle isn't literal you dicks. Fuck sake. Scorbunny is a bunny, it makes sense that it'd do more kicks then body tackles.

@heytanuki@snouts.online they cannot fathom the depths of ace/aro folks' kinkiness. It is too powerful for the naive minds of cishets to comprehend

@embr@queer.af while I was in Japan we managed to get hold of a special collectors edition Gundam themed can from a vending machine, completely at random

@irisjaycomics can never have enough ziplines

We have surpassed Gundam LEGSIA. Behold.

Gundam FLEXIA